{"product_id":"nothing-to-chatter-about-tee","title":"Nothing to Chatter About Tee","description":"This lightweight jersey tee carries a calm, slightly dark humor: a meditating skeleton, eyes closed, poised above the noise. It feels like a quiet exhale after a long day — minimal, thoughtful, and a little playful. Wear it to settle into creative routines, late-night studio sessions, or slow weekend mornings with coffee and vinyl. The crew neck and retail cut keep the silhouette clean so the art takes center stage. For people who collect subtle goth vibes, enjoy contemplative irony, or just want a conversation-starter that isn’t loud — this shirt slips easily into capsule wardrobes and layered looks, aging softly with each wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton — breathable, lightweight (4.2 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Prints executed with DTF\/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48352714064097,"sku":"10975131419436306796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48352714096865,"sku":"20496233409385863293","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48352714129633,"sku":"15691252547739999867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48352714162401,"sku":"30074799197949323243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48352714195169,"sku":"19339757311374107704","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":48352714227937,"sku":"17268627268591856400","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/3578\/6465\/files\/13189012958285173284_2048.jpg?v=1778459593","url":"https:\/\/laniakeashop.com\/products\/nothing-to-chatter-about-tee","provider":"Laniakea Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}